Something Queer in the Library

fumbling-towards-ecstasy001:

warpedrhythm:

monkeysaysficus:

acciowine:

spjcegirls:

petboyfriend:

What is gay privilege?

better sex

No accidental kids.

Date someone your size and double your wardrobe.

Being able to listen to really good music together because of automatic good taste.

Not being straight.

nerdjpg:

bonersniper:

bareback-bieber:

A gay person telling a story is the same as a straight person telling a story except it’s twice as long and it’s all lies

You’ve never talked to a straight white woman over 35, have you?

pylertalma:

lewissimon:

she’s so powerful…,

Originally posted by maxmanax

sirgayeisenstein:

Me when the old lady took out the butt plug and the giant dildo in the Party for One video:

genderqueerpositivity:

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bonersniper:

psychoetheric:

the metric for gay relationships is

• first base: venting emotional trauma at 3am
• second base: jacket sharing
• third base: starting a fight with the other persons dad
• home run: getting world of warcraft married

For all those curious, the sodomy usually happens before first base